Followed Callouts Still Died Dad Cap | Funny MMO Gamer Hat

You followed the callouts. You avoided the bad. You used mitigation. You still died.

This relaxed-fit dad cap is made for gamers who know that sometimes perfect execution still ends in a wipe. Featuring the "Followed Callouts, Still Died" design, this hat is perfect for MMO raiders, dungeon runners, RPG players, and anyone who's ever sat through a post-fight breakdown only to hear, "Must've been the healer."

The unstructured, low-profile fit delivers all-day comfort whether you're raiding, streaming, attending conventions, or just showing off your gamer pride. With an adjustable strap and classic curved visor, it's an easy addition to any gaming-inspired wardrobe.

Product features

- Unstructured, low-profile 6-panel build for a relaxed fit

- 100% cotton (Green Camo variant 65% polyester/35% cotton)

- Precurved Permacurv® visor with matched underbill and 4-row stitching

- Adjustable self-fabric hideaway strap with antique brass buckle and grommet

- Sewn-in label and brand sticker on the visor

Care instructions

- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.